includes defending patriotic, upstanding proprietors of muscle relaxation therapy from the malicious discrimination of The Man.
Next week for your intrepid attorney for justice: defending Darwin's teachings from small-town rubes, and pinning down the man in the Bush Administration who leaked covert CIA agent Valerie Plame's identity.
(Btw, can anyone hook me up with freelance writing gigs so I can get out of this racket?)
