Friday, February 23, 2007

More like this please

This is how it's done.

This is how not to do it. Stop whining and just plant a fist on this asswipe's kisser. Why is this so hard to understand?

Update: just saw Atrios' nearly exact same headline for the same story. No intent to rip him off, but this post was kind of an unconscious homage to Atrios anyway.

The wacky world of YouTube

While watching that interminable "movie" that comes on after you finish a stage of Medal of Honor or Final Fantasy IX on PS2, does your mind ever start to wander, perhaps arriving at the thought that maybe Hou Hsiao-hsien's Three Times would kick ass if it were remade as a CGI short? Me neither, but probably because I don't even own a video game console. Luckily for humankind, though, some anonymous genius thought of this great idea and came up with this masterpiece:

Coming soon: a tentacle-Hentai reimagining of Nuri Bilge Ceylan's Climates.