Okay. Procrastinated too much on the trucker hat phenomenon (sweeping across NY (as one Turk correspondent tells it), SF, and LA and an urban hipster joint near you). Now Elizabeth Spiers has beaten me to the punch. Well, it's a good thing because she has more than five readers and has something to say about it besides "conformist hipsters and prole appropriators are lame." Now let's fight the fight against Pabst Blue Ribbon and ordering red wine at dives.