How 'bout them Democrats! 29 seats and control of the Senate! Exciting stuff, huh?
Clippers are looking okay, but Chris Kaman needs to step up. Maybe he's still recovering from last year's vicious scrotum-tug.
Ahm. What else? How about a few treats from the Larry King grab bag?
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