Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Rule No. 253 (borrowed from Esquire)

If you see a line outside a club or bar, before you queue up, count the number of men wearing striped button-down shirts. If that count numbers at least 75% of all sausages in line, move on.[1] That club screams "tools only."

[1] This rule does not apply to anyone holding an M.B.A., currently enrolled in business school, or planning to attend a business school.