Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Coming Attractions

If anybody's still paying attention...hello!

Updates soon. A sneak preview of the fun that awaits you:

- Girls with disturbing 12 year-old boy jones, and why they target me!

- Why Russell Crowe rules! (Plus a rundown of the last five movies I've seen, all graded "B+"!)

- How the Sox fanatic message board convinced Curt Schilling to come to the Sox! (The first recorded instance of an internet message board having a real-life effect!)

- Bitches loathed by other women but tolerated by men -- what's up with that!

- The long-awaited Lost in Translation/Demonlover review! (Yeah, right.)

- Electoral map discussion!

- Paean to Carole Lombard, currently honored by LACMA with her own series!

- The real dirt on Jacko!
(Not.)

All to be completed before the end of the year! (I'm really doing this entry to give myself some pressure to update this forsaken thing.)