If anybody's still paying attention...hello!
Updates soon. A sneak preview of the fun that awaits you:
- Girls with disturbing 12 year-old boy jones, and why they target me!
- Why Russell Crowe rules! (Plus a rundown of the last five movies I've seen, all graded "B+"!)
- How the Sox fanatic message board convinced Curt Schilling to come to the Sox! (The first recorded instance of an internet message board having a real-life effect!)
- Bitches loathed by other women but tolerated by men -- what's up with that!
- The long-awaited Lost in Translation/Demonlover review! (Yeah, right.)
- Electoral map discussion!
- Paean to Carole Lombard, currently honored by LACMA with her own series!
- The real dirt on Jacko!
All to be completed before the end of the year! (I'm really doing this entry to give myself some pressure to update this forsaken thing.)